I Don't Know What to Title This....

 (THIS STORY IS BEYOND ME!!!!!!!!! I WAS JUST WRITEING AND WATCHING MAURY..... THIS CAME INTO MY MIND... IT'S WEIRD... IF YOU READ IT... JUST LOOK AT THE DESRIPTION WHEN YOUR DONE... )

"FI FI FI FI!!!!! I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!!!!!!!!!" I jumped out and fell out of my bed. I groaned, "WHAT!!!!!!" He was jumping up and down rolling on the floor... I finally stood up and had to kiss him to calm him down. He smiled, "Thanks..." I rolled my eyes... "WHY ARE HAVING AN ANXIETY ATTACK!!!!" He started back jumping up and down again and this time didn't stop, "THAT.... PARTY WE WENT TO REMEMBER!!!??? PLEASE SAY YOU DO." I nodded, "Nine months ago... yea..... what about it?" He shook me which casused me to wake up and made me mad at the same time, "ITHINKIGOTTHISGIRLPREGNANTBECAUSESHEJUST--------" I slaped his face, then to make sure he's ok... punched his face, "Are you ok now." After making sure he has all his teeth and not bleeding. He nodded and I said, "Now... tell me."

"I think..."

"Yes."

"I got."

"Yes..."

"This girl...."

"Damn it just say it...."

"Pregnant."

She didn't say anything until she went to her bar outside got a bottle filled with vodka... and drunk it from the bottle. I looked at her, "Fi stop." She laughed, "No... your in deeper shit than me." That's true. She wasn't done talking, "I knew you were bad... but not desprate." I sighed, "I was drunk..." She laughed, "The bitch looked nothing like me..."

"She had blue hair."

"SHE WAS A TALL SLUTTY LOOKIN---"

"Don't... you look---" She turned twords me. I best shut my mouth... she asked me how did she find me. I responded, "I gave her my number..." Her mouth didn't get off the bottle for a few minutes... she looked at me, "You need a test..." Then she threw another bottle of vodka at me, "You might need this too."

I told him to go home and think and get his mind right... then call me. Once he was about to walk out the door.. A package came to the door... he picked it up and read then handed it to me, "Did you order anything?" I shook my head no. We opened it anyway though. There was a letter and the a dead rat. We dropped the box and I shrieked. I read the letter, "You took my man... give him back or you will pay..." We looked at each other. I stared at Ghirahim, "You... had sex with a STALKER!!!!! AND SHE'S STALKING ME!!!!!" He hugged me because I was scared. He wasn't going to leave me, "I'm staying." I was shakeing... that didn't help anything. He still had to leave me to get some clothes though. He left at 2:00. Somthing's going to happen...

I left her house... I felt somthing's wrong though. But I need my clothes. There's traffic... and it was like 3 hours until I even got close to my house. Then it took me like... 3 hours to get some clothes together. I know there is a problem... but I need my clothes to match.

While I was waiting for this idiot... I dicided to read a horror story on my laptop. I looked and thought, "Jeff the Killer huh." I clicked on it and started reading. Once I stopped and saw his face... I dropped my computer... Oh no. It started to rain then... and lightning flashed. I felt like I saw his face and I ran twords my room. I was shakeing. There was a window in my room though... and the same face poped up in the flash... it was a woman. Her face was smileing. I walked over to the window and there was a letter on it. As I read it which said, "You will---"

"DIE!" A flash appeared and she was face to face with me the good news we had a window between us. I still jumped back and fell on the floor. I ran out of my room and grabed a knife... this knife I have never used before. The knife head writeing on it and designs. It was sharp. EXTREMELY SHARP. I cut myself grabing it. There was blood on the floor and it was only me. No one else... I'm going crazy.

When I walk back into the house, she was bleeding, a knife, and  she looked dead. I started to shake her she wouldn't move, "Fi..." She woke up, "She... was here...." I looked at her, "Who?"

"Your baby mama."My phone rang. The voice on the other line said, "Meet me tomorrow. At 1. At your house. Don't be late."  Then she hung up. Fi was shakeing and I asked her, "Where?" She pointed twords her room. "She left a note. Then her face popped up on the window..." When I went into her room and grabed the note and read it. I walked back to her and held her as she cried. I sighed and said, "It's ok..."

We fell asleep in the corner of the kitchen. We woke up at 12:30... he said he has to leave NOW. I stood there, "Going to see her?" He nodded, "She's a home wrecking whore..." He slamed the door and walked outside. He's mad... no. Mad isn't the word.... he's pissed.

Damn near cried when I got the phone call... I was ready to choke that bitch to death. I'm not ready for a kid... the sad part is.. I know this girl. She's phycotic... and she has tried to burn me. She's gained weight... and Fi's so scared she's loseing weight. When I walked into my house... she was already there. "Your late." I jumped. She walked around me like a shark in water. Exept I was the prey instead, "What do you want Jessie?" She laughed, "Well, it's about our child." I frowned, "How do you know if it's mine." She growled, "Ghira... come on baby... you know---" I pushed her off of me, "First of all, I'm not you baby. Second of all, no. I don't know... you were a whore and always will be." She dicided to change the subject, "I met your friend last night. She's very pretty." My eyes got wide and I grabed her and she smirked, "Leave her alone."

"What are going to do about it..."

"Leave Fi... alone."

"Oh, so that's her name. This is going to be fun."

"Go to hell Jessie... I will kill you."

"Ok... if you threat me one more time... Fi gets it." She smiled as I pushed her off me. I'm dealing with the devil...

He came back... he wasn't in the best mood. I was tired of being scared. I walked over to his body in my bed... I didn't want to do to sleep. I wanted a solution though. I took his phone from his pants and looked at it... I laughed. Why am I his wallpaper? Called this chick and made plans. She responded, "9:30." I got on some "decent" clothes and met her. She sat down at the restraunt. We both ordered water and when the man left my face changed, "Look bitch, what the fuck is wrong with you?" She giggled, "You a sneaky bitch... arn't you?" I was confused and she continued, "You think... you can just... steal him from me? Make him deny my child?" I looked straight at her, "You are a crazy bitch arn't you?" She frowned, "Look, just give me back my man and no harm will be done."

"First of all, you don't own shit---"

"No. First of all you need to shut up. Your just a slutty 19 year old."

"And how old are you?"

"25." I was shocked... I didn't care. How old she was... "Stay away from me." She smil,ed as I walked out that place, and I could still hear her, "You will pay Fi." I walked out the door and sped off. How did she know my name?

She walked back in, and I was waiting for her. I yelled, "YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING HEART ATTACK!!!!!" She pulled out her phone, "iPhone sucks Ghirahim... I could call but the battery's dead." I growled, "I know where you went. I'm surpized you came back with your life." She walked to her bed, "I'm tired..." I laid down with her. I need a test bad... but I felt like I was being watched I looked up and saw her watching through the window. With a knife in her hand. I jumped out the bed and pointed twords the door. I walked her in and stared at her, "You trying to make me catch a case..."

"That's what I'm wondering." Fi woke up with the same knife in her hand. "But Ghirahim would not be the one going to jail." She walked twords Jessie, "Get out of my house." She smirked, "I beleve I'm forgetting somthing..." She pointed twords ME. Fi laughed, "Your not gettin' that"

Ghirahim said this, "Why... don't we have a test?" Jessie finally started to make sense, "On Maury?" I shrugged, "I watch Maury it's funny to see the women yell out that's the father. Then it's not." I beleve that's going to happen. We agreed that we would go on the show... tomorrow.

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On the show.......

Maury introduced Jessie and she was saying Ghirahim was the father of 4 month old Vaati. She claims Fi "brainwashed" Ghirahim and that's his new girlfriend. Fi yelled, "YOU STALKED ME!!!!" and the crowd booed Fi... (What it's Maury... what else would you do?) Ghirahim and Fi walked out and the crowd booed them some more. They argured then Jessie said, "THE DNA TEST WILL PROVE!!!!" She repeated that over 5000 times.... They also took a lie detector test to prove Fi did not lie about the stalking and threats. Ghirahim took the test to prove that they were never together.

"The lie detector first" Maury said. I was sitting there, "Fi you were asked did you brainwash Ghirahim into not beleveing he wasn't the father? You said "no" the lie detector determined you were telling the truth." Jessie stood up, "THAT'S JUST 1!!!"

"We asked did you lie about the stalking and threats? You said "no". The lie detector determined, you were telling the truth." I was free now it was Ghirahim...

"Ghirahim you were asked did you ever have any relations with Jessie than the night in question? You said "no" the lie detector determined, you were telling the truth. At this point the crowd was not with Jessie. The DNA Test came out Maury asked me, "If this is your child is yours you will take care of it?" I said yes, but Jessie yelled out, "NO!" I was so happy when the crowd booed her to death... but got quiet when the paper was unfolded.  "When it comes to 4 month old Vaati, Ghirahim..............................................

"You are NOT the father. " Jessie ran off stage and... started to attack Fi. I was still danceing and running to high five everyone in the crowd when I looked at the T.V....... and ran back stage and looked at Jessie, "You tourched me and Fi.... now you know!!!!"  Fi looked at her, "Who's the slut now!? And I have one more thing to say to you Jessie." Jessie looked at Fi, "What?"

"Keep your legs closed."